Anyway. So, seeing as the majority of people here know me in real life, most of you will know The Violin Mark. Aka The Fake Straw Hickey, Herpes On The Neck, or the Whore Mark. Now it is none of these things, I know, but what exactly is it?
I apologise for the bad quality, my camera has no sort of macro feature or anything like that. You can't really get a grasp of how red it is, and despite my near constant moisturising, when I wake up it rears it's ugly scaly red little head at me. Just below my real head. The neck. You know.
So what is it?? DIAGNOSE!